I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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