i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
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