My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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