That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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