Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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