The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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