We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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