1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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