dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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