I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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