CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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