We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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