So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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