I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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