This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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