Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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