I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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