I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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