he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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