I cannot find my penis.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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