I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
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If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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