How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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