You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
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She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
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he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
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