is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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