We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Pooping to opera.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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