I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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