He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
How's work?
Spinning.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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