Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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