sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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