so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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