He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
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so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It's blow job season.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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