I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
my being single is dangerous.
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I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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