I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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