Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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