Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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