Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
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