Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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