this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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