Say something about gay babies.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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