i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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