drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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