And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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