i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My balls are so social today.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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