Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.