and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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