He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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