Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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