he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
