Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
