i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
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She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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