the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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