win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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