Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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